Letters to president trump

Oh boy, Donald. Give yourself a 10.
10 out of 100,000. 100,000: the number of people killed in this pandemic because of your incompetence and stupidity. You ignorant buffoon. You're a carnival barking orange clown.
You should quit now. It would be much less complicated than declaring bankruptcy, which you've done multiple times. Look, just sign one of your hats with a sharpie pen and walk away.
You could play lots of golf and advance conspiracy theories until far into the next week, without any consequences. CNN and MSNBC wouldn't attack you, if you weren't president. Really, now, did they attack you much before you became POTUS? They didn't.
Oh, yeah watch out for Steven Miller. He wants badly to be you. Watch out.

Steven Miller is young and has a healthy body and is probably already immune to COVID-19. You should exchange bodies with him. Just take your hairpiece with you. Steven would die for you. You know that. But he won't really die from the body switch, not right away. He'll just die when you would die if you keep your KFC bucket corpse.

I'll bet Twitter is thinking about cancelling your account. You will die. The hormones that surge while you're tweeting are the only thing that keep you alive. You don't have a substitute for Twitter. You will die.

June 6, 2020
Dear Conman 1
I was thinking about how presidents die. Considering how you've hurt a great number of people, by your words or your presidential orders, I didn't have pretty visions of how you'd meet your end.  .

1. From Wikipedia, how Benito Mussolini met his maker:
"tried to escape to the Swiss border. He and his mistress, Claretta Petacci, were captured on 27 April 1945 by local partisans near the village of Dongo on Lake Como. Mussolini and Petacci were shot the following afternoon, two days before Adolf Hitler's suicide.

"The bodies of Mussolini and Petacci were taken to Milan and left in a suburban square, the Piazzale Loreto, for a large angry crowd to insult and physically abuse. They were then hung upside down from a metal girder above a service station on the square. The bodies were beaten, shot at, and hit with hammers. "

2. You didn't die. Instead, an atherosclerotic plaque broke off from your carotid sinus and lodged in your brain, killing your speech center and leaving you unable to walk or use your hands.